#JEFF BEZOS ROCKET DICK MEME SKIN#
You know the government? Those guys? They were at school together, mostly look like they’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards? One clever one and the rest a sort of motley crew of blustering shites? And that other one who is a kind of skin tag on the body politic? Lives – I think? – under the stairs at Barnard Castle? Well, get this – they’ve been found to have broken the law by giving a £560,000 contract to their other mates! I know. “I shall,” I’ll say, drawing my rug across my knees. “In … in one of the big boxes that all the tubes of the internet go into? Or maybe a cat chewed one of the tubes? Nobody ever really knew, except for the people who understood the internet and I never met any of them.” “What caused it, Grandmama?” they ask in awed tones. Oh, it was a long, dark hour! We tried to whittle our own Prime videos but the ancient arts had all been lost.” “What are all those things apart from Amazon?” they will say. “Or gov.uk, or Twitch or Hulu! For over an hour! Nor CNN, nor the Guardian, nor the Financial Times, nor even the New York Times.” “We couldn’t access Amazon!” I tell them. “Yes, Grandmama?!” shall trill the infant holograms sitting at my feet, gazing into my ancient, wizened face from whatever planet to which we exiled the young from our spinning ball of dust in a desperate and futile attempt to ensure their survival. “Civilisation was already teetering on a knife-edge of survival. “It was during the plague,” I shall start. TuesdayĪt last, something to tell the grandkids about – the day the internet went down!
#JEFF BEZOS ROCKET DICK MEME FULL#
Honestly, if this is what happens when you start letting civilians into the firm, colour me full monarchist now and for ever. You know it, I know it, even if we don’t know why we know it) decision. Given my general tolerance, not to say complete disinterest, in what friends, family or famouses want to call their crotchfruit, I cannot believe how deeply I care about – which is to say hate – this drivelling, emetic, nonsensical (you don’t name someone after someone else’s nickname. Meanwhile, I am stuck on the deeply earthbound matter of Lilibet Diana, the chosen name of Harry and Meghan’s new baby. I don’t know whether we should tell him or not. The rocket is called New Shepard and, honest to God, it looks more like a penis than any other rocket yet made. "Madam you flatter yourself, it is hanging out not sticking out.He and his brother will travel on the first human flight to be launched by the multi-billionaire’s company Blue Origin, on 20 July. Johnson but your penis is sticking out." Johnson checking the claim replies. A woman noticing that infamously sloppy Johnson again has his fly open and that this time his "male member" is exposed, says: "Excuse me Dr. Example: Johnson is at tea with the bluestockings. He evidently was the best talker who ever lived. Interviewed old teachers, girl friends, students, and most importantly recorded what seems like an -accurate version of Johnson's amazing, bombastic, painstakingly discriminating conversation. But fortunately Boswell followed Johnson about. And people still wonder why he burned his autobiography. was at one time or another during his seventy four years: an alcoholic, an opium addict, a compulsive masturbator and a masochist of the bondage school fond of asking ladies to tic him up and whip him into hard-toimagine extacies of moral exculpation and orgasmic bliss. Samuel Johnson called "The Life of Samuel Johnson".įor in spite of his reputation as the consummate rationalist Johnson. This is an event described in the 1790 biography of Dr. But his "personality" is what earned his last name the iconic penis euphemism. He was very well known for a lot more publications and opinions. What also made it famous is he constantly adds his opinion to the definitions. He also used quotations (114,000 of them) as citations which was new to England and is how we do it now. The french equivalent was made over 55 years by 40 scholars so you can imagine how what he did was pretty amazing. He is most famous for publishing a "Dictionary of the English language" which he made in 4 years w/ six helpers listing 40,000 words. Hours respective to their own timezone.Read the FAQ if you're new to both wallstreetbets and trading. The rules and submission guidelines are maintained on new Reddit so be sure to check them and make sure you're up to date.
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